More Ways To Catch A Lion

"Catching Lions.....Mathematically" from the Humorous archives, listed seven methods to catch a lion, the first three are:

1. Newton's Method:

Let, the lion catch you...
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction...
Implies you have caught the lion (Assuming that you're alive)...

2. Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion...
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and will get tired soon...
Now you can trap it easily...

3. Schrodinger Method:

At any given moment, there is a positive probability
that the lion should be in the cage...
So set the trap, sit down and wait...

Here I have added five more methods.

8. Chaos Theory Method:

Find an attractor with a small Poincare set
The lion will go into one of the orbits....
and sooner or later pass through the section

9. Imaginary Plane Method:

Create the lion and yourself in the complex imaginary plane
You should be able to catch the Lion easily
(All you have to do is imagine it)
Then project onto the real axis
and Voilà!

10. Wu Wei Method:

Practice inaction, be still, so still
that you are in harmony
with the forest, and the animals..
You and the Lion will be one...

11. Zen Method:

Confront the Lion face to face without any fears of death
Just when it is about to jump you
Shout as loud as you can, emphasize it with a bamboo stick
"Quatsch!, then ask
"If a Lion has Buddha-nature,
why does it want to eat me?"
The Lion will be totally perplexed and scratch its head for one hour
and will surrender itself

12. Compassionate Method:

Practice compassion and loving-kindness to all creatures
big or small, tall or short
offering your head to the Lion
The Lion will be so touched...
and is captured without being captured